Sick and tired of prostitutes that don't know what the Magna Carta is? Wish you could get a hooker that can converse about the Credit Default Swap Market? Have YOU always dreamed of having the hook do your taxes while you do her from behind? Well Look No Further, Introducing Eva: The Wharton School of The University of Pennsylvania Finance Major that's paying for school by charging you to play hide the salami. Where are all those UofC hooks at?
Not only is this for real... but word on the whore street is that she's really fuggin popular, too.
