August 26, 2008

Warren Buffet buys Chinese gymnastics team

Berkshire Hathaway CEO Warren Buffet has purchased the entire Chinese women’s gymnastics team for an undisclosed sum and will use them to establish a Gold Medal Hedge Fund for the 2012 Summer Olympics. “I’m an American and I support the American athletes,” explained Buffet. “But I lost my shirt betting against Gates on women’s gymnastics and I won’t let that happen again.” …

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